JOEY the MIDWIFE:
"Huh? 'Joey the Midwife???' What's this... a hot new advertising company? Yeah... looks good..... new ideas, youthful energy... and talent to burn. Wait, could it be--
They're rated US-48 State-to-State?!?
OK, I DEFINITELY like the looks of this..... could be just what our product needs, a break from the ordinary!
OK, let's hear a little more about it... Do they make good ads? Do they have good rates??? What's their background, their philosophy?... how'd they get to be the best?"
Typical advertising is for jerks. Joey the Midwife isn't.
Duracell Batteries Inc. (batteries): internet viral marketing campaign
7-UP Company (soft drinks): internet viral marketing campaign
Nissan Company (cars and trucks): internet viral marketing campaign
Cadbury Eggs Promotions (candy-egg events planning): internet viral marketing campaign
Magazine Campaign: $4,000
Television Campaign: $6,000
Internet Full-Saturation Viral Marketing Campaign: $8,000
All advertising campaigns will be submitted via floppy disk two weeks after you contact us with info.
First half of balance should be sent before contacting us. (Use your email system to type "Get_paid" and then type the "a" with the swirl around it then type "Joeythemidwife.com") Balance of payment is expected within 30 days of receipt of your advertising campaign.
We will never meet in person. You pick the theme you want.
Advertising Themes (a Joey the Midwife Exclusive):
Here's our secret: We have developed the use of "themes" to sell products. Why reinvent the wheel with every ad campaign? We've got a collection of themes that are PROVEN winners.... themes everyone loves. We just plug your product into a theme and PRESTO BINGO, you've got a world-class ad campaign at a fraction of the cost and a fraction of the time. It works for us, it works for you... and it works for our best clients. Take a look....
Available Advertising Themes:
"Tropical Fantasy"-- Islands and wine
"Urban Fantasy"-- You're on the go... you need more power, more energy... try this soda pop... maybe then you'll see...
"Space Noises"-- Ever been to the edge? Ever watched a starship crash into an asteroid? Ever kissed an alien lover with two heads? Ever wanted to buy that disinfectant from that Space Noises campaign?.... Yes, yes, yes!!!
"Guys on Sofas"-- Wisecracks, backslaps, goof-offs, homeboys, best friends.... GUYS ON SOFAS
"Chart People" (Not great; it was developed by an intern)-- The hard data you need... the nice people to look at. The raw numbers to calculate. You must be a chart person.
Simply pick which theme you want your product to have and then contact us. Send the first check before you contact us, per the rates as determined above.
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