QUESTION: WHY NOT LET US TELL THE TRUTH ABOUT THE GREAT NEW LINE OF "NISSAN CARS AND TRUCKS"????
ONLY NISSAN can give you the mighty VROOOOOMIN' DISK BRAKES, the POWERFUL SEATBELTS, and the CAPITAL RADIO SPEAKERS so that you can ride, with pride, zoom, and glide and "JUST SHUT THE HELL UP" like DR. PHIL SAYS!!! (ps Dr. Phil, I'm losing weight on your diet every day!!! I saw you on "Oprah Winfrey")
Before I got on board with Nissan for the Shift_ campaign, I arranged to meet this man at a bar in Jamaica where I was undergoing intense personal development. Why was I there??? Because this man told me he was Dr. PHIL!!! Fuggeddaboutit!!! "A free personal growth seminar?" Fugadehboutit! This man is an imposter!!! Furgadabouttit!
More info about the Nissan ad that was TOO HOT for "SHIT"SUBISHI MOTORS...
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"Nissan cars, built for the toughest human race.... THE ONLY RACE"
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PS, someone is trying to impersonate you Dr. Phil!!!
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